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seduce your teacher, loved ones, or a stranger
July 1st: get the peen or coochie from a teacher, loved one or stranger
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BMP-1
The BMP-1 is a Soviet amphibious troop carrier. It was introduced in 1967. It was armed with a bore gun and AT-3 Sagger. It could seat eight passengers in addition to the three crew members. The passengers could fire out of small holes about large enough for the muzzle of an AZ47 while inside the BMP-1 through small holes on the sides.
Type: amphibious APC
Dimensions: length 6750mm; width 2920mm; height 1470mm
Speed: land 55km/h; water 8 km/h
Range: 500 km
Weapons: 73mm smooth-bore gun with 40 rounds, AT03 Sagger ATGW launcher, 7.62PKT (co-axial) with 1000 rounds
The BMP-1 drove across the Siberian snow to reach Markovo, a remote town in the Russian state, Kamchatke.
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September 1st national taken day show off your boyfriend or girlfriend and how much you love them or if your bold enough your crush go ask them out
Definition of September 1:your taken and your showing your boyfriend or girlfriend off
Guy:its national taken day!!!
Girl:nice I can show you off
Girl:(posts lots of pics videos and paragraphs about her bf)
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The equation of choice among math paradoxers and recreational mathematicians, who unspokenly derive much satisfaction in exposing students’ fallacious or illogical reasoning that leads to the contradictory result.
Be it due to division by zero or squaring (or square rooting) both sides of an equation, few students wouldn’t want to know why “1 = 2” is logically plausible.
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Replaced the £1 note and not yet accepted in vending machines
stupid poms have new £1 coins, but our chocolate machine doesn't accept them
twitter user TAEMINV0RE is the #1 shineepopper and has been given this title by many.
“do you know who the #1 shineepopper is? it’s twitter user @TAEMINV0RE”
Bob: I have a 1 inch cock. Pretty big right?
Ben: Joe's is bigger
Bob: whos Joe?