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A good friend of yours is birthday! :)
Random Person 1: what day is it?
Random Person 2: Someone’s birthday. Oh I mean July 13.
wash yo ass day, to all you hating ass hoes that just sit around and don’t wash y’all all dis day is fa yall ass , post sb that don’t wash dey ass correctly
beyoncé said that june 13 is a special for some people
national get cho stankin ass inna shower dat df, to all you hoes dat just sit inna bed stank and hating , dis da da you get inna shower and wash yo ass
it’s june 13 that mean some of you hating hoes needa take a shower
a justification of why you are not at work past noon
dude its like 13 AM, i'm still in bed. I'm supposed to be at work at 1 PM, and it's still AM for gods sake.
Approached for sex in an AA meeting. Usually by a god squad lecherous, sanctimonious prick.
I was feeling vulnerable in an AA meeting when a sanctimonious, god squad prick 13 stepped me for a cheap fuck.
Molly: " what's the date today?"
Ryan: "It's Oct 13, duh! Appreciate your friends day"