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February 14 is national show your boyfriend your ass and titties day. When you and your boyfriend hang out, let him lift up your shirt and pull your pants down
“Today is February 14”
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the beginning of the end
the second 9/11
the orange menace was born on June 14, 1946
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The epitome of baller; one who makes 14 Canadian dollars every 60 minutes of performing their managerial job at Church's Chicken on 41st and Fraser. Signs and symptoms include: wearing the same clothes every day, buying fake Oakley sunglasses from Night Market, bicep push.
"Did you see that guy in the souped up Dodge Neon? He was a 14 dolla balla."
"Sorry guys, but I make $14/hour"
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This is the very last one in the series but every single one of them is true! This one tells you that farting isn't rude or disgusting. It may seem that way because they usually smell bad, but it's just something a healthy human body does, a normal by-product of your body digesting food, so if you need to let one go, do it and if anyone objects fuck ‘em.
“Mikey let rip in class, teacher called him on it, so he explained fart Fact 14 to her and suggested if she was worried she should see her doctor. I nearly bust a gut trying not to laugh.”
The day Donald Trump aka president sunburn was born
''The devil was born on June 14, 1946"
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