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1) A bro, a 18-24 year old male that wears Abercrombie polo t-shirts, likes Jack Johnson, playing the game cube, Birkenstock sandals, Livestrong bracelets, visors on sideways or hats with pre-frayed brims, Family guy, and most importantly chilling with the bros.
2) There is no Chad.
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Bro1: Sup Chad Bro Chill 17?
Bro2: Not much bro, chillin' you?
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Why is there no Chad?
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It’s the day the ugliest girls are born. The girls no boy like, everybody hates them
Carly: uw she’s so ugly
Tasha: yeah, know that’s because she’s born December 17th
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that one day when Rena Nicole Lerner and David Arias started dating, they are still very on and off. They are supposingly friends but when they are seen people mistake them for a couple.
yo me and Latifa broke up but our aniversary's kinda like 6-10-17
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The Texas Rangers don't make Barnshaw an honorary Texas Ranger. Barnshaw makes the Texas Rangers honorary Barnshaws
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis.
Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets.
If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face.
There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives.
Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience
Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land.
Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw.
Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.
Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow
Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'
Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
17 facts about Barnshaw
No point in hiding, Barnshaw knows where you live.
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What was the greatest moments in time. The best days ever that felt super magical and the most amazing days of my life, and moments that won't be forgotten. These days were days that I wish I could go back to and see the smiles and laughs from when the best day of my life would happen
So whats one thing youll never forget?
December 17-18, 2021