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A black cat that pee shi far, and also our lord and savior.
John: How you doing buddy?
Alex: I'm just being a Nigga cat, pee shi far.
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The cutest and and fluffiest cat on YouTube.
Person 1: Hosico Cat is the cutest cat on YouTube
Person 2: Yeah, but he is pretty fat
Person1: That’s not fat it’s fluff. Watch the video where he takes a bath and you’ll see all his fluff disappear
An experiment devised on 1935 where a cat is placed in a steel box along with a Geiger counter, a vial of poison, a hammer, and a radioactive substance. When the radioactive substance decays, the Geiger detects it and triggers the hammer to release the poison, which subsequently kills the cat. The radioactive decay is a random process, and there is no way to predict when it will happen. Physicists say the atom exists in a state known as a superposition—both decayed and not decayed at the same time.
Until the box is opened, an observer doesn't know whether the cat is alive or dead—because the cat's fate is intrinsically tied to whether or not the atom has decayed and the cat would, as Schrödinger put it, be "living and dead ... in equal parts" until it is observed.
According to Shrodingers Cat, we can never know whether a Christmas present contains a game or movie CD until you open it.
A singer and rapper who became famous over her song moooo
"Mooooo"
"Doja cat"
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A man who owns more than two cats.
His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.
Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."
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Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok
Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity
Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity