linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
An amazing person, siriusly invested in fandoms, particularly the harry potter fandom, the best person you'll ever meet, devilishly handsome (jk, very beautiful), loves buying cookies in middle school. Will be there for you, may act all quiet and shy, but she's either plotting your death, shipping you with someone, thinking about something cringy she did 3 years ago, or imagining her current fanfiction future/better ending
"See her over there? That's Julia Keyes, she's the best human being ever
Its very beautiful Ukrainian girl . She has big brain , but sometimes does strange things , like dancing Gangnam Style.
Smbdy: Hi , did u see this girl ? She is Julia Cool!
Me: Yeah , u r right , but i dont really like Gangnam Style
She makes reasons for people to like her but the moment you get through all that then u find a great person
Julia Massey.
She makes reasons for.people to not like her but as soon as we get through that you'll find an incredible person
Julia Massey
Wants to be a rockstar in the future and live in Spain or Switzerland
Julia mal: I wanna be a rockstar
Julia Malisz: that’s awesome
Julia Maldonado is a type of emotion you can use it with your teen gurls who are on the period because the snotty, rude and sassy.
You are acring so much like Julia Maldonado