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When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.
Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”
“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”
“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”
To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.
"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."
Someone who says and spells everything wrong.
Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?
Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.
Boris: What a sponge-bag !
Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.
Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?
Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE
Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”
A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.
That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!
It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.