Rural Dictionary

proxy hug

Refers to where Person A wishes to give Person B a big ol’ "arms-around", but is presently unable to conveniently/acceptably approach Person B to do so. Person C, however, does happen to be in a position to “administer da lovies” to Person B, and so Person C cheerfully/obligingly gives Person B a hug in lieu of da warm squeeze dat Person A had wanted to give Person B.

Proxy hugs can be administered for a wide variety of reasons, some of the more common instances are:
(1) The person wanting to give the hug is presently wedged away back behind some tall objects or in a tightly-confined space to attend to a necessary task back there, and so it would be excessively difficult for him to clamberingly extricate himself just to give the other person his hug, and then have to slither himself right back there again to finish his job.
(2) The person wanting to give the hug is all “sticky-yucky” from a hot/dusty/messy task he’s presently engaged in, and so he doesn’t want to soil the clean/neat garments/skin of the huggee.
(3) The person wanting to give the hug presently has a contagious illness, and so he does not want to touch or even come near anyone else for fear of spreading germs.
(4) The person wanting to give the hug is not actually present at the huggee’s location; maybe they are just talking on the phone, and the would-be hugger is super-grateful to the huggee for one of more nice things that he did for him. Something like this happens several times in the “Bionic Woman” series --- the Secretary of State wants to thank Jaime Sommers for her valorous services, but he is either super-tied-up with urgent matters of state or has to be out of the country at the time, and so he asks Oscar Goldman to thank Jaime for him.

by QuacksO August 28, 2018

turtle hug

being back to back with someone and locking arms as one person lifts the other into the air as the turtle standing and the shell in the air

"i walked up to a random person at the intersection and gave them a turtle hug" Dante said to Phillip as they were walking down the street

by fredslayer99 November 4, 2016

Wet Hug

another form of penis hug, relating to the the other penis hugs such as booty/pussy hug and boob hug; more specifically a boob hug, but the girl proceeds to kiss/lick/suck on the end of the penis, in some cases causing it to ejaculate on him/her.

girl-"aww, did you like ur wet hug?"
boy-"...wow, Britt, juss wow."

by riotross September 3, 2009

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e-Hug

An electronic image of a hug created by using common keyboard symbols. Commonly used to give the calming effects of a hug over the internet.

The eyes of the 2 indiviuals are created with "O" and/or "o".
The mouths are created by "_"
The edge of the bodies are created with "( )"
The arms are created with ">"

It looks like this:

(>O_o)> (o_O )

Jamie: "I need a hug"

James: ‎(>O_o)> (o_O )

Jamie: "Thanks for the e-Hug. I feel much better now."

by Hey, Its my pseudonym!! August 1, 2011

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