slow dance handy

Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson

"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."

slow-ped

( slope-head) A racist term from a shitty town in Alaska known as "Nome". It is used to describe a drunk native alaskan who is being a dumbass. The word "slope" comes from the many slopes of alaska during winter caused by the snow building up on objects like the mountains or buildings. Many people in the town call each other that. And when I say people, I mean raw eaters.

native- "dude pass me my drink man, quit being a honky"

white person- " Shut up you fucking slope head!"

native-" what the fucks a slow-ped?"

white person-" your momma's moma"

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5 point slow

A term to describe 5 liter Mustangs of the Fox body generation. Used by people with a dislike of Mustangs/Ford.

You seen that 5 point slow cruising up and down 5th?

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slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.

Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails

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Slow Kids

Fake Jordans, usually the hood specials you get for 2 for $150 from your local neighborhood hustler.

That kids had the slow kids VIIs on because they were see-through.

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Slow your roll

1)To settle down

2)to stop whatever is happening that is annoying you.

Geez...Slow your roll, I will fix the damn toilet when I get to it!

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Slow your Flow

When your taking a piss and your pee starts slowing down

Have you ever been taking a piss and then it takes like 2 seconds to slow your flow?

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