Random
Source Code

Alan Aguirre

He’s the literally the real darth vader

LOOK ITS THE REAL ALAN AGUIRRE

by Dirty Cantera October 18, 2021


Jerry Alan

Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.

"Don't keep Jerry Alan waiting, he's in the closet. Good luck, you'll need it."

by DaddyIsBackToBeatMommy May 20, 2022


Alan Smith

The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.

Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith

by Unclemoe69 February 28, 2017


Alan Polanco

Alan Polanco is the hottest guy that ever lived he is the nicest person on the planet and really friendly

Alan Polanco was found in school and doesn’t know I like him 😒

by November 25, 2020


Alan hess

American author architectural.critic and lecturer. Hess is a strong advocate for preserving american mid century architecture
among his many books one which stands out is "googie-coffee shop architecture "although the googie movement became an archetypal nomenclature which eventually swept the united States in the 1950s it had it's origins in southern California primarily in the Los Angeles area. Hess features such emblematic examples of the genre by focusing on such late greats as 'tiny naylors' the pines and 'ships(never close) coffee shops. The ships on pico in la is briefly highlighted in the 1985 film"into the night" it has long since been demolished. Hess is Still the architectural critic for "the San Jose mercury news"

Alan hess features "panns diner"and "wichstands " patio in his book "googie-coffer shop architecture". Although panns in "ladera heights"is still a functioning diner. The building which housed wichstands patio at slauson and overhill has been repurposed

by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021


mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022


Alan Miguel

Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.

"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."

by famns July 30, 2021