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Care factor 0

When the factor of your careness has reached 0 therefore meaning you don’t care

Peter~”I just lost 3 kg
You~”care factor 0

by Joseph.z January 2, 2023


Bobo Pucker Factor

A semi-common phrase used to describe your butt (bobo) puckering up in an intense situation. The phrase is mostly used when referring to driving situations, but has been used in others.

"Dude! That Semi about flipped my car over!" "Woah man, that is a serious bobo pucker factor."

"I was coming down Sunset Hill at 50 miles per hour when my accelerator stuck! Serious bobo pucker factor, but I managed my way out of it."

"Your bobo is gonna pucker if you keep that up."

by TheSassinatorIndeed December 18, 2009

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J Factor

A complement named to anyone who can "j" (also known as jizz, excluding pre-pubescent children) when something happens, as in real life or a video game.

"Damn, J Factor, you just raped that joan!"

"Fuck yeah, J Factor!"

by Joanse Cos December 6, 2009

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piss-off factor

An object's component or quality that has the potential to annoy or anger a person viewing or using the object.

Web browser pop-up ads tend to have a very high piss-off factor.

by JRob November 18, 2005

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Major Duh Factor

it's when someone comes up an idea that any thinking person would've thought of him/her self a long time ago.

In 2000 Bruce graduated from college. He tried to find work in his field but he wasn't lucky. There was NOTHING out there. He went to a temp agency to find some work but there wasn't much of that around either.

Then 9/11 occured. People everywhere got into a witch hunt frenzy. Then came American Idol to distract the populous. The Iraq war reignited passions again. Then it bogged down into an urban guerilla war like in Somalia and it wasn't as much "fun" for some people. Last year was an election year and candidates and the TV boobs FINALLY recognized that the economy is in a sucky-ass shape and has been for a long time. Is that a major duh factor or what? Bruce wondered what took all these people so long to realize what he noticed 8 years before?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2009

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major pucker factor

A major pucker factor is a critical problem that that everybody's ass so tight you couldn't slip in a sheet of paper sideways.

Mark Foley's escapes created a major pucker factor amongst Republicans.

by Mora Hastits December 18, 2006

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Muffin Top Factor

(MTF) The degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. When posting ads, online experts agree that including your Muffin Top Factor -- or "MTF" is the right thing to do. Simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you've got your MTF.

Examples of PROPER use:

1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.

2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.

Examples of IMPROPER use:

1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.

2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!

by Troy Witte November 28, 2007

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