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To stop behaving in such a way that one's dick is so small that it cannot be located.
I don't care if you don't want to go out tonight, find your dick about it bro.
Easier way of asking for someone's tiddy pics.
Bro I just told my Sorry about your goldfish. You think she will send?
dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.
Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!
me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"
reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About
Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.
Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?
Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.
Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?
Long Commuter: I'm not.
Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?
Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!
When you take McDonalds fries and put them in your girls butt hole. Then fill any empty space in her tookus with Ketchup.
McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup
I really am
The void is losing my name I'm literally about to snap
A funny white boy on the internet shows his friends weird stuff he finds.
Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, I gotta watch Saltydkdan subject his friends to incomprehensible horrors on the new “Have you heard about?”
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