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dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.
Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!
me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"
reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About
Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.
Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?
Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.
Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?
Long Commuter: I'm not.
Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?
Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!
When you take McDonalds fries and put them in your girls butt hole. Then fill any empty space in her tookus with Ketchup.
McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup
I really am
The void is losing my name I'm literally about to snap
What you say when people are making a big deal about nothing.
“I don’t know why they got so fired up about what Hogwarts house they identify with - it’s just a bird game about boards”
Don't make a fucking big deal out of it. Don't lose your shit over it. Don't have a cow, dude.
If no one wants to kiki, don't make a cluck about it.
1. a warning sign that a social justice warrior (SJW) is about to complain about something- typically existing only in their imagination- using logical fallacies and utter nonsense. esp. when in written form.
2. an indication that the complaining described above is about to commence
white people don't want to date minorities, and we need to talk about it.
white people are increasingly interested in dating minorities, and we need to talk about it.
Magic the Gathering card artwork features Templar Knights, and we need to talk about it