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Elijah is a caring, funny, and honest person which can be one of your bestest friends (if you can make one your boyfriend you are a lucky girl).He may seem shy at first, but once you get to know him he will talk to the point that it's really annoying but cute in a way.Super-athletic, you might find him playing soccer or football with the guys.He might look stupid at first, but once you get to know him, you'll realize that they are really intelligent.He is also the nicest person you'll ever meet!He will drop whatever they're doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know someone named Elijah don't let them go, you will regret it
Girl drops books*
Elijah: Are you okay?
Helps her pick up the books*
Girl: Thanks
Elijah: No problem
Elijah: Can I have your number?
Girl: Sure
Elijah and the girl are now in 12 th grade and a happy couple
Based on a true story*
Elijah is a kind, caring, smart, funny and good-looking guy.He may seem shy at first but once you get to know him, he really doesn't know how to shut up (which is kind of cute).Super athletic you may find him playing football with the guys.He will always act dumb but is actually really smart.He can be one of the bestest friends you'll ever have (if you can get one one as a boyfriend even better).He will seriously drop whatever he's doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know somebody named Elijah, don't let them go, you will regret it.
Girl drops her book*
Elijah:Are you okay?
Helps her with the books*
Girl:Thanks
Elijah:No problem, Whats your name?
Girl:Lizzy
Elijah: Can I have your number?
Lizzy: Sure
Fastfoward 2 years Elijah and Lizzy are starting high school sophomore year and a happy couple.
Based off a true story*
Breaks your heart infront of you. Very kind and caring. Makes everyone around him happy.
Elijah was at the party.
A player. An absolute chad filled with tons of unregulated swag. Anyone who comes near him immediately orgasms.
dam bruh elija *cums*.
Elijah is so baller.
I beat my dick to Elijah every night bro.
Elijah's are in unison and are secretly a hive mind made up of members hiding in the shadows called the Super Elijah Council of Secrets Aka S.E.C.S(sex)
The Elijah's are organizing an event
An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.
Ew, he is such an Elijah. Yuck