August 2nd

August 2nd is just a regular ass day

Pete: yo bro what day is it?
Luke: august 2nd
Pete: oh okay thanks

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August 31

SMACK ASS DAY BITCH!!! Hide your ass because it’s time!

People who can play
Aaron
Abby
Ashley
Bennie

Bonny
Betty
Catherine

Carter
Chris
Emma
Emmet
Emily
Fernando

Franky
Flory

Heather
Issac
Jake
Jesse
Jacky
Kaylee
Matthew
Noah
Rusty
Sarah
Samuel

Sierra
Tristan

On august 31 If your name is not on the list, you may not participate. But beware, and hide your ass.

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august 3rd

‘Go and swim day!’. On August 3rd soak up some sun, and maybe even go to the beach!

OMG! Its August 3rd, we totally need to go swim!

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August jewel

after the man ejaculates into the womans mouth as the woman is giving him a blow job, she spits the semen back up onto his bare chest and he vommits all over her

Julie was giving head to Brad and as Brad ejaculated into Julies's mouth she spat the semen onto his chest and he vommited all over her giving her an August Jewel.

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1st august

National girl friends day. Not fucking girlfriend day. GIRL FRIENDS. A day for girls to celebrate their friendships with each other. If you try pulling this national girlfriend day shit on your boo, you belong on the sidewalk.

On 1st august that bitch tried to tell me I owed her something, bitch didn’t even read that she was supposed to hang out with her friends not me.

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august 10

People born on this date is really annoying. But sometimes they actually care about you, and then 10 seconds later they will do anything to annoy the hell out of you.

Best friend: Ouch, I hit myself. People born on august 10th: are you okay??- Ten seconds later: *hits* *teases* hahah ur a dumbass.

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August 21

National eat pussy day... the day where you find the girl of your life or a one time person and eat them the fuck out...

Boy: Heyy, it's August 21!

Her: What about it?

Boy: Its National Eat Pussy Day!

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