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A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.
Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.
When you cover yourself or someone else in fur then sit in the south Texas heat
Let’s get that fucker and give him an Australian sweatsuit
A chef named Asm Mohiuddin (Simon) has created a new style of fast food with a different dynamic which is now knowns as "Australian Style Fast Food"
by using some rare Australian herbs and combining over 120 different counries spices and brought a flavour that is unique in the World.
After 233 years now Millions of Australians have something to be proud of. Now Aussies dont need to scratch their head when someone ask "what is Australian Style Fast food ?!"
now the Answer is - "Simon says Burger is the Forefather of Australian Styel Fast food.
Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?
- Chef simon from perth , western australia , owner of the fast food brand - Simon says Burger.
A foul ball that goes over the backstop.
Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
Australian yawn is another word for a queef.
Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!
When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.
Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.
acting australian is the act of being a big fat liar while also being australian
Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian