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1. The rule parents have for their teenage children which states that the door must remain open at all times when guests, friends, or significant others are over preventing any sexual intercourse from happening.
2. A policy, that parents create, in which they leave their door open so their teenage children can't tell what nights they are having sex and what nights they aren't.
1. Dude 1: I just got cock blocked from my freaking mother!
Dude 2: Really? That sucks!
Dude 1: Yeah, she really shafts me with that open door policy.
2. Dude 1: Ugch! I was up all night!
Dude 2: I can tell, you look like a zombie!
Dude 1: Yeah, my parents were going at it last night and tried to trick us with the Open Door Policy. They failed miserably and my mother's moans could be heard across the universe.
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When someone cant open a soda and they ask you to do it, you open it really fast in one quick motion, hand it to them, then say "thats how you beast open a soda!"
Rob: "Thats how you beast open a soda!"
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A bottle of leg-opener is Australian for wine. It’s well accepted that women are far more promiscuous after drinking lots of wine.
Give that Sheila a bottle of leg-opener and she’s good to go...
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A special, open-faced burger served on a sesame seed bun
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Open Sesame Burger, you should try it!"
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When a gay man busts his thick bussy open
Bust that bussy open grandpa, hug me brotha!!
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While at the office, casually walk over to a co-worker as if you have important news. When their guard is down, drop trousers, and in one motion, spread your ass-cheeks as far as possible with your hands and bend over releasing pure gasseous matter directly into the unsuspecting victims face. AKA: OBH (open butthole fart)
I couldn't believe it when Josh open-anus farted right in the middle of the office. His ass was right in my face.
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She has been fucked so many times, it looks like she had open heart sergery.
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