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Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now
When a nigga got no hair and nothing better to do then to run around trying to bag kids and locking bathrooms ; bald people hate vaping
“Fuck that bald ass nigga”
“He soo fucking bald”
What happens when you become an author/writer
Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!
James:Dude why not?
Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!
James: Oh
A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy relayed to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees. They are dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last thing these fairies do. These gentle beings use their magnificent wand to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and gives lits if kisses on the cheeks.
Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.