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When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to
I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving
A bunch of foul smelling redneck lesbians in an orgy
Dude, did you see the hags in that alabama clam basket over there?
When going for #2 and no toilet paper is available you use dirty kleenex for the waste basket
Was at Adam's the other night had to shit so bad he didn't have any tp so I didn't have a choice but waste basket wipe.
When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.
I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.
When you cup a man’s balls but also slide your middle finger in his rectum
Yo, Janny gave my boy a rusty Easter basket for his birthday
The disregarded worry stemming from sleeping with a promiscuous woman who hasn't been tested.
I knew she'd been with a lot of men, but I couldn't resist. I was white-knuckling the basket through the entire session.
When a nigga gets tired of beating his meat so he gets the oldest banana from the basket and eats it to regain his strength.
Person 1: ayo I did a banana nigga basket yesterday.
Person 2: same bro I was mad hungry.
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