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A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.
Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!
Someone that tries that little bit too hard
'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'
A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.
John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking
Large nipple piercings on a man. A type of super kink.
Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a barbell bastard. He has to have them.
A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.
Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.
something you call your bro who's italian
Hey look! It's the Italian Bastard!!!!!