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squirrel-bat

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.

person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"

by tacobell263 October 12, 2010


Bat Throat

Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.

Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.

Hey, Cleo, stop jumping around making croaky mouthwords like some kind of fluthy bat throat!

by mrneglect September 28, 2010


Bat Cilantro

Bat Cilantro this plant is known for its incredible capabilities. It actually attracts bats from the Wild and which will clear the insects in your area.
These plants are considered a weed and which are actually part of De cannabis plants DNA but are only used to attract bats with the scent that they put off.

Bat Cilantro a plant commonly found in the wilderness but is removed from the wilderness and placed in gardens Farms and other areas to clear insects. As said by the ancient Greeks.

by Ancient greeks February 10, 2017


shift bat

A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.

Henry the bus driver collected his shift bat from the depot at the beginning of his shift.

by Bob747438 March 1, 2021


cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.

I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.

by ObamaPear April 24, 2020


Pork Bat

Another name for the human penis.

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.

by sdtopensied July 1, 2014


softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls

A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls

by Bitchboy123 June 10, 2017