Burnt the beans

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable

John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck

Bean glaze

When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!

Chuck was thrilled to learn Debra wanted him to give her a hefty bean glaze for her birthday.

bean boner

The girl version of a boner.

"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"

porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

spicy bean

looks like a jalapeño but it's really just a spicy bean

that isn;t a jalapeño, it's a spicy bean

good bean

Adjective:
Used to describe somebody who is very based, good, or just super epic in general.

I’m a good bean

Emo Bean

I nickname given to kids who look emo but are not emo. They tend not to like to be called emo, and become sad or angry when they are called it, and thus are called emo again.

Julian: "Hey, emo."
Jeff: "I am not emo!"
Julian: "Okay, emo bean."
Jeff: "Shutup!" *hits Julian*

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