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1:(n) (pr) (abr) short for the English name Benjamin.
2: Code for cheauvenistic male pig.
Has nothing going for his life.
Says he hates skinny girls, but won't date you if you are not to his specifications. I.e.: he may as well get a blow up doll, they are easy to cheat on, and you can get them just how you want them and you don't have to mandate that they look like a Chinese Crested! (Hair on head. Thats about it.)
Likes to waste time chasing tail, even while in a relationship. Cheats on his girlfriends with one particular ex.
Will always claim it's the female that is crazy, even after he has strung her along for 5 months or however long. But he can do and feel anything he wants: like Cartman.
Oh, and don't move in with him then break up. He will have an ex over to drink & fuck almost immediately, even if you were together for a year and he appeared changed.
He will also tell you he loves you, break up with you the following day, and tell you he hates you.
He is a bipolar fuck who has attachment issues, a diseased dick (which is not very large contrary to popular belief - aside from the fact that if you don't know how to use said cock, it's length and girth are null and void), and an impossibly immature attitude.
So, that said, beware.
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Ben is the most disadvantageous person, if he breathes in your face, it will disintegrate because of his terrible breath. Ben's breath is commonly used in nuclear bombs because of the level of toxicity in the molecules that make up the breath.
Yay! We are going to win the hockey game! Oh no! There goes Ben, the disadvantage. He just scored in our own net 8 times and we lost 8-7.
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This British Chap likes to drink milky tea.
He drives around his endz in a toaster.
Watch out this big boy is a dodgy geezer and will shank you if you try to go for a wee.
His voice breaks are more deadly than an angry women in the January sales.
Ben: Ronny! We have 7 minutes don't you dare have a wee!
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Where do I start?
Ben has room for improvement, could be cool. But, he is a tall white nerdy boy who geeks out over anything. He claims to be able to beat short Asians up but only says that because he is a loser that stays at home and builds stuff( like children)
Ben’s tend to be homosexual but that is alright.
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a disgusting freak. he annoys everyone and is very pale. the only girl friend a ben will ever EVER have, will leave with a headache he gave them. a ben is also always a teacher's pet. he likes even the worst of teachers. all the girl friends Ben will ever have will leave him with Ben having given them a head ache
'omg. that Ben is so annoying. I don't know what got into that poor girl who decided to go out with him to prom.'
'How does he think the Mr Lenard is a good teacher, he is such a Ben.'
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