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A teenage boy, who looks, acts, and sounds like a young girl. Hasn't hit his puberty stage yet. He most likely prefers men over women. Teenage girls go crazy over him and his small baby penis. And he cannot sing.
Delusional Teenage Girl : "OMG!! Look! Its Justin Bieber! AHHH!"
Normal Teenage Girl who knows what is good for her: "No? that is just my neighbor's daughter, (enter very girly name here). Sorry."
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A homosexual male, who gets overplayed on the radio due to obsessive girls in the age range of three to twenty. Seduces target audience (young boys, sometimes undeveloped girls) by convincing them he is a die-hard romantic. He cannot be a die-hard romantic, considering he is sixteen and has not yet hit puberty. He has a total pube count of...two.
The latest tween robot to take over radio stations. When hearing the brainwashing lyrics, you may experience one of the following:
#1: Fear for the next generation
#2: Hearing loss
#3: A HORRIBLE disease often referred to as "Bieber fever"
Syptoms of Bieber Fever include: Chronic screaming, loss of all dignity, making out with air-brushed posters, and knowing all the lyrics to annoying, pointless songs. Effects last as long as Justin Bieber's career.
People with Bieber fever tend to be extremely annoying and impulsive. Please take caution when approaching them.
The Canadian government is extremely sorry for letting their experimental mind-control cyborg out of the country.
Be warned, he is a short, white Canadian. He talks like a gang-banger. This is often referred to as "wangster."
Justin Bieber told us "One Time" approximately one thousand times. He is recommended to return immediately to kindergarten to re-learn how to count.
The chorus to "Baby" is actually the edited recording of the first time he masturbated.
He is an Usher mini-me. Usher's side project, if you will.
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Talentless, six year old girl with a ridiculusly high-pitched voice, who pretends to be Michael Jackson.
-Name to describe a boy who will never hit puberty.
-Name to describe someone who lacks talent, or is generaly annoying.
Person: Justin Bieber is ghey.
Me: Leave her alone!
*High pitched voice*: Hi, Guys.
Bob: Hey, Justin.
Meh: Ke$ha is such a Bieber.
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A howling puppy...............
Justin Bieber:I'm coming for you...
Grandma:Keep it down you stupid puppy!
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A 16 year old teen, soon to be 17, who became a pop star phenomenon just by having his mom post videos of him singing and playing instruments onto youtube when he was little. He has over 6 million followers on twitter and his name is known around the globe. He has come out with 3 albums (My World, My World 2.0 and My Worlds Acoustic) and is coming out with his own movie; a documentary called "Never Say Never" Justin also helps out with many charities. Such as Pencils For Promise and the Make A Change Foundation. Justin has donated a great amount to all of these charities and also gets his followers on twitter to help make a difference. With his album, My Worlds Acoustic, he donated a couple dollars from each purchase to one of the charities. Justin is a rising star that had his wildest dream come true. Justin is a sweet, caring, girl loving boy who just wants to be a normal teen.
Justin Bieber
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A fag that like having butt sex with his dad and goes around singing "baby baby baby ohhhh, fuck me in the ass just one time you big boys".
And a little mop headed douch bag that gets a tattoo of a seagul on his waist.
hey i was in san francisco and i saw two guys makin out..
ewww they did a justin bieber!!
or
so i went to a tattoo parlor and asked for a butterfly on my hip and the guy yelled at me and said GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER!!
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A gay in denial who always has to sing songs about girls to stop reminding himself that he is actually fucking gay.
Omg i just figured something out!
What?
If you close your eyes and listen to Justin Bieber, he actually sound like a girl dude!
Haha you dumb fuck you dont need to close your eyes, he looks like one too!
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