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Smoke a joint. Roll some weed. Getting High.
I got some sick weed, lets rip a bird.
Wanna rip a bird after work?
I ripped so many birds last night.
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a pact made with humans to birds that they can crap on our buildings and we'll look the other way as long as they move out of our way when we are driving
We had a deal with the birds!
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One of the few things actually harder than a Nokia phone. Known to frustrate teenagers and many young adults. The object of the game is to get the bird to "flap" through Warp-Pipes (as seen in the Super Mario series) without dying. See: insanity
Jared was playing Flappy Bird until he realised that he isn't going anywhere in his life, and that he should stop pulling his hair out and attend to his Algebra 2 homework.
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According to tradition, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both.
let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees
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a dance created from soulja boy which ironicly is hard to do but never stops you from looking like a jackass. also a link to becoming mentally unstable or retarded.
Man he can hit that bird walk. i wonder did he got high today?
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the act of having your food (preferably a churro)stolen our of your hands by a tremendous bird
nicole, who was holding her churro near her shoulder, was suddenly bird raped in the middle of her conversation with katie. she screamed like a futhamucka.
nicole-yes i'm serious! arielle is not a real mermaid
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
katie-oh my gosh! you were just bird raped
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