biscuit race

a gathering of two or more males who then race to see who can masturbate onto a biscuit (cookie, piece of bread, whatever) first. The last to get off must then eat the biscuit in front of everyone else.

after losing the biscuit race but then had to eat the ritz cracker drenched in his friends manhood

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dick biscuit

meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

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biscuit taken

1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.

1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."

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Earth Biscuit

A frisbee.

Yo bro, toss me the earth biscuit.

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hell's biscuit

A piece of poo that burns your butt when it comes out.

Ouch, that turd was a real hell's biscuit!

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Rocket Biscuit

Another word for a lighter.

Rick: Say kenfolk, let me get at that rocket biscuit.

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whistle biscuit

When a woman has a really loose butthole and engages in anal sex with a man but has a mild case of explosive diarrhea and poops on the guys penis making his penis golden brown like a biscuit, while it makes a whistling noise going in and out due to the looseness if her anal canal.

Friend: did she let you do anal?
Victim: yea but she whistle biscuited me and splattered my private area with poo, I'm going to warn people About her man..

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