Rolling a joing in insufficient/non-existand light, often leading to a poorly constructed roll.
'Dude, that joint looks wack!'
'Yeah sorry man, was rolling blind.'
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When you can't choose your meal from a menu because there is too much to choose from
I've gone menu blind, I've read the menu five time and I still can't decide what I want to eat
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Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.
Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."
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Hitting on an ugly chick because you know she's likely to put out and you will end up having sex. Usually used when one or both parties are sober, so alcohol cannot be blamed for poor judgement.
similar to hotness hypnosis but leads to overlooking serious flaws in their physical appearance.
1: "Dude, It's been like 6 months I've gotta find me a woman!"
2: "Just see where your Bang Blindness takes you man"
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It's a word that descibes a tight unity and bond usually within a team. A bond so unbreakable even robbing someone blind wouldnt break it.
Omg, those guys over there are so robben blind
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A friend who is your friend when her other friends aren't around. But, when they are, she will treat you like trash and ignore you for weeks on time. She bounces to one friend to the next. But it will be a mistake to jump in with the wrong group. The one has a friend like this is sweet, reliable, smart, pretty, the type of girl any guy would want. But some, are shy, and the guy is blinded by the Friend Dumper. He is focused on her not the real friend. But don't worry, when you are older, they will come crawling back to be friends again, then are willing to forgive and maybe get hurt again? Or are you playing it safe, and taking the high road? The choice is yours. My advice, chose wisely, one wrong move might hurt you more.
Girl 1- Who does she think she is?
Girl 2- She's a Blind Friend. She was my friend, but she is "best friends" with Abby now. It sucks.
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