Text Blocking

A person who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two frolicking partners getting their freak on using SMS as the form of blocking.

Guy 1: Who are you texting?
Guy 2: Some girls
Guy 1: Like who?
Guy 2: Nobody particular, just committing random acts of Text blocking

Guy 2: So did you get any last night?
Guy 1:No, Larissa was blowing up Rachels phone all night.
Guy 2: What a text blocking Bitch!

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Boner-block

When you try to jack off but you start to lose your boner because you can't think of anything or you lose your horniness.

John tried to jack off but he failed because he got boner-block.

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D-Block

1:To Rob someone.
2:To jump someone.
3:3.5.4. Boys.
4:Newark Brick City.
5:Damu Block.
6:Dope Block.

1:Yo dat coat looks hot im about ta D-BLOCK him for that.
2:Yo lets D-BLOCK dat fool, i hate him.
3:(Sheek-Styles-Jadakiss-Jae-hood)or Roc1-Trase2-Bundy-Eze.
4:Bloods Block.
5:A block that sells drugs.

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block party

This type of party is when every house on a block has its own party with tons of people. It’s actually very fun to go to a block party. There is always music and fun things to do. Also, they always have food there so it’s even greater.

That block party rocked my socks mang!

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Block Head

A name for a person who is a DUMB or just an ASS HOLE.

A ignorent person, a person who makes stupid comments, a person you dislike to the fullest amount.

James: Was up Bob
Quan: Moe, Aaliyah got me guhh in 3rd period today.
James: What her nuggetdy head ass say now?
Quan: Son, she went some "Quan yousa cold bitch" off some random shit.
James:Her "Block head" ass.

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dreamer's block

when you can never dream in your sleep, even if you tried, or if you did dream you cannot remember or comprehend dreaming it.

tom:I had the strangest dream last night about whatshisface and blah blah...

sarah: I had a dream about pirates doing this and that and yakityyak...

bob: '_' *indifferent*

tom: What did you dream about, bob?

bob: oh idk i dnt rlly wnt 2 share.. (damn dreamer's block)

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walk block

When you're walking along and unable to pass the people in front of you who are walking slowly, occupying the entire width of the walking space, and oblivious to the fact that you want to pass, usually because they are inconsiderate morons engaged in mindless discussion.

Coming back from lunch today I was walk blocked by these two fagtards talking about football.

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