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The Bloody Mary

The sexually oral act of turning your partner into a bloody mary while she is menstruating.

The performing partner sprinkles Tabasco and celery salt on the receiver's menstruating vagina, takes a shot of vodka and then dives directly into performing oral while shoving a celery stick into the receiving partner's anus.

Your daughter and I had an amazing time last night! Thank you for recommending us do The Bloody Mary!

by Official Freyr July 16, 2021

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Bloody Octopus

When a guy does not want to sleep with a girl because it is known that she is on her period

Bill: Man, why don't you sleep with Gayle tonight? she looks hot as hell dude.
Jason: Nah man, she's got a bad case of the Bloody Octopus right now.

by Marylicious2014 September 25, 2011

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bloody smash

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.

i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.

by tom cut May 12, 2008

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bloody hell

an exclamation of surprise

"Oh, what the bloody hell now?!" -Wilford Warfstache

by Opal Osher February 13, 2016

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Bloody hell

What British people use in response to almost any slightly negative situation.

Bloody hell, my tires burst.
Bloody hell, my toast's burnt.
Bloody hell mate, that's rank.

by zydezu March 27, 2021

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Bloody Fruitcake

The act of oral sex/eating out a female while she's on her period.

I had a bloody fruitcake last night, now I think I should see a doctor...

by ndkangel January 26, 2016

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Bloody Socket

A bloody socket is when you jack off into a girls glass eye, fill up the eye. Than you must skull fuck her eye socket until you cum blood overfilling her eye socket. Than when you are done pleasuring her you must stick the glass eye filled with cum in her eye socket. That is called a bloody socket.

Male: "I can't wait to give you a bloody socket tonight!"
Female: "I want you to skull fuck me in the eye so hard baby."

by GreatCummins69 June 22, 2018

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