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When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.
Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.
Where a snake bites your penis
Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?
That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
When recieveing head while the performer of the act had mints in their mouth.
"What does the Himalayan blowjob feel like?"
"The cool Himalayan breeze."
When a hooker that just ate 15 ghost peppers, drank 5 bottles of texas pete, ate the spiciest chip in the world, and topped it off with carolina reaper seeds gives you a blowjob thus making your penis spicy
"My wife gave me a spicy blowjob, i know because her sister said i tasted spicy"
In the month of October a boy can say he wants a blowjob and the girl must give him a blowjob because it’s blowjob month.
Boy: Girl give me a blowjob
Girl: No eww
Boy: It’s blowjob month
Girl: Ok pull down your pants
A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.
My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!