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The shitty pair of shoes that your one nerdy friend always wore back in the days of High School.
Friend: Aight Melvin, look at those bobby dazzlers! Where'd you get 'em from?
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.
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phrase invented by david dickinson to describe anything worth describing. can give fame to anything once said... an antique, a checkers player, a KFC meal, a sock. no-one knows who the real man bobby dazzler is, possibly he is jesus or the triple d in cognito.
"wow that kfc popcorn chicken was a bobby dazzler, let me tell you!"
"yep, it'd make the duke proud!"
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the mutha fuckin man at every mutha fuckin thing he do
bobby brewers is the best baseball ever!
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One of the famous shoe making Dassler brothers. Bobby moved from Germany to Lancashire where his name became synonymous with quality footwear.
Thems a reet pair of Bobby Dazzlers.
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An amazing ginger who cooks better than Gordon Ramsay and Wolfgang puck combined. He is not a douchebag, but smack talks in a really acceptable way. He barely curses, which is a good thing, and has a nice hair color. He earns $9 million a year, pretty rich. He is a very lucky fifty year old New Yorker which everybody should die to meet.
Jeff: heck! That bobby flay guy is like genius in the kitchen!
Bobby: if only my last name was flay
Jeff: even if it were, no one is as amazing!
Bobby: yeah, I guess.
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When the world goes to implode on itself, the last words that you will FUCKING HEAR GOD DAMMIT BOBBY!
Fucking Dammit Bobby, piece of shit cunt.
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When your bobby mong explodes to become a bobby hole,
If you do not cover the bobby hole up then bees will come out to burst other people's bobby mong's which causes a bobby bursting epidemic.
AH shit my bobby mong bursted, i gotta cover this bobby hole up
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