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The shitty pair of shoes that your one nerdy friend always wore back in the days of High School.
Friend: Aight Melvin, look at those bobby dazzlers! Where'd you get 'em from?
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.
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phrase invented by david dickinson to describe anything worth describing. can give fame to anything once said... an antique, a checkers player, a KFC meal, a sock. no-one knows who the real man bobby dazzler is, possibly he is jesus or the triple d in cognito.
"wow that kfc popcorn chicken was a bobby dazzler, let me tell you!"
"yep, it'd make the duke proud!"
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the mutha fuckin man at every mutha fuckin thing he do
bobby brewers is the best baseball ever!
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One of the famous shoe making Dassler brothers. Bobby moved from Germany to Lancashire where his name became synonymous with quality footwear.
Thems a reet pair of Bobby Dazzlers.
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An amazing ginger who cooks better than Gordon Ramsay and Wolfgang puck combined. He is not a douchebag, but smack talks in a really acceptable way. He barely curses, which is a good thing, and has a nice hair color. He earns $9 million a year, pretty rich. He is a very lucky fifty year old New Yorker which everybody should die to meet.
Jeff: heck! That bobby flay guy is like genius in the kitchen!
Bobby: if only my last name was flay
Jeff: even if it were, no one is as amazing!
Bobby: yeah, I guess.
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When the world goes to implode on itself, the last words that you will FUCKING HEAR GOD DAMMIT BOBBY!
Fucking Dammit Bobby, piece of shit cunt.
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During the act of eating ass, you spread your partners butt cheeks so the butthole is visible which is then followed by dropping a steamer in between the two cheeks. You then continue to eat the ass with the steamer present. As this goes on, you reach your hand around the the mouth and finger her mouth until she vomits.
Carl: Hey Steve! Did you hear about Billy this weekend?
Steve: Nah what happened?
Carl: He gave his girl the long bobby!
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