When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"
*line disconnects*
Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.
Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.
She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.
When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning
Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...
The act of puttin a penis into the anus usually by homosexuals; see also: Fudge Packing
When he gave me a hiney ding dong I screamed for help.
northern scottish definition of heavy snow showers..
usually leads to closed roads, much frustration amongst road users..
pedestrians slipping..
when the sna" thaws roads very likely to be damaged and my gf has to replace a damaged alloy to her extreme cost
pers1.. "you goin oot in that?"
pers2.. "aye"
pers1.. "but its dinging doon sna!!"
pers2.. "i need go to work"
When a smoking hot Asian bangs you so hard you forget where you are and even what day it is. You reached a higher level of existence and then finished by seeing stars.
Dude, guess what just happened to me? What? It was “bang, ding, WOW!!!” You mean some hot Asian just rode the shit out of you? Totally!!!