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A very small penis.
Example #1: Zachary said Jarred has a little pecker. A real Chicago 3rd Leg. All of 2 inches!
Example #2: Willie is in love with Gina but she wants nothing to do with his Chicago 3rd Leg.
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Old industrial city that is about 80% Mexican, 15% Puerto Rican, and 5% Black (or Dark Cuban).
It's pretty ghetto there. It's also where most of the people from Munster, Indiana and the rest of the region get their lawn care, maid services, and construction workers from.
For more information, see Mexico
If you can't afford to go to Cancun during the summer, you might as well go to East Chicago, Indiana. Just as hot (in the summer), almost as violent, all of the Mexican food/culture you can consume and they even have access to Lake Michigan to swim in just like an Ocean!
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A baseball team in Chicago that the Cubs are jealous of because they are the only team that hasn't reached the World Series in 60 seasons, making the Cubs truly pathetic.
Cub fans are so jealous of the Chicago White Sox that they have resort to using urbandictionary.com to create immature troll postings to vent their frustration.
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2005 World Series Champions. It was their 3rd championship in the club's history.
The Chicago White Sox hadn't won the World Series since 1917......until this year.
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Columbia College Chicago is one of the largest art colleges in the United States with nearly 12,000 students pursuing degrees within 120 undergraduate and graduate programs. It is accredited by both the American Mickey Mouse College Association, as well as the National Goofball Institute for Easily Distracted Dilettantes. While not all Columbia students are stump dumb poseurs who are more concerned with style than substance and ability, the majority are, which is why the school has such a lackluster reputation. Individuals who enroll in mathematics courses at Columbia often find themselves crafting paper dolls and playing with Tinker Toys under the pretext of “geometry” exercises, and a random sampling of the work of writing students will reflect that a menu from the local fried chicken restaurant is composed with more eloquence and technical accuracy. Columbia College Chicago really needs to stop purporting to offer "an unparalleled array of programs of study with exceptional facilities in the heart of one of America's most dynamic and vibrant cities" and just come out and say it is the only place in the country where participating in an LBGT-friendly hula hoop contest while reciting Alkaline Trio lyrics and wearing a "Free Mumia" t-shirt passes for a senior research project.
Hi Jesse. Nice to meet you. I like your beard, nerd glasses, and hipster tweeds, by the way. Anyway, thank you for coming in on such short notice. We need to fill this position immediately, and you'll be happy to hear that the only other applicant is a 15-year old high school dropout who was recently emancipated from her parents. Right now, the only thing that I can imagine would preclude you from gaining employment with us is if you attended Columbia College Chicago. You didn't go there, did you?
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To put a short heeled shoe in a large girls mouth during intercourse (normally while in doggy style position) ; while refrefering to Ed O'neal who played "Al Bundy" in American T.V. show "Married with Children" we're he worked as a shoe salesmen and often had to deal with large weman an wanting to purchase small shoes, in his home town of Chicago, Illinois
Homie1: Yo i fucked this big girl the other day
Homie2: Swear bruh?
Homie1: Hell yea hit her wit the Chicago Al Bundy
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Establishment in the Chicago burbs where the roll is served before the wiener.
When you have to lay down to receive a blow job because your lop is cock-blocking your dick.
Example "My wife made me lay down to get a blow job because I gave her a "Chicago Schnitzel Shop" while I was sitting on the edge of the bed.
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