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A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.
Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy
Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.
"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"
Big fucking red face in the sky and if you go near him he will make your life hell.
POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky”
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
“Fuck this game”
A man who misses a girls lips on their fist kiss.
Guy 1: "Dude I Missed our first kiss."
Guy 2: "HaHa i now dub thee Captain Miss!"
Originated from the great Amarkus Edward “Kneeus” “Captain Knee” “Big Knee” “Kneeboy” “Lil Dark” Brown.
Look at that nigga kneeus over there.
My BOY CAPTAIN KNEEUS IN THE BUILDING!
1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded
"Nice going, Captain Chromosome, you fucked the whole thing up"
When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!