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"Did you know sally lost her vanilla scented pencil case"
"omg no way"
an original curse word you say when you really mean something
N: Wow holy crapping fuck case, we just finished the movie, and there is no way I'm sleeping tonight!
Y: Hahahahahah nice cursing
N: Hahahaha I try to be original with my cursing
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n. When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and getting head but then, halfway through, you suck the shit back into your asshole and the blumpkiner realizes how much time he/she has wasted and kills himself/herself.
Chad: Yo, have you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin, homey?
Chet: Stacy's viewing is Wednesday.
Chad: What a stupid bitch.
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The most boring, tedious movie i've ever wasted my time on. I don't even know why everyone seems to have liked it. The plot idea is decent i guess, but they could've made it more interesting, because it was boring as shit and way to long. Seriously.
OMG i had to see the curious case of benjamin button so i chopped off my leg just out of boredom.
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A game (Played between consenting people) in which the object is to score "points" on other players by sneaking up on them while they are bent over, standing behind them, and throwing their arms up in the air while saying "H!".
There is +1 point for a traditional H, +2 for a "Forward H" (Where you stand at the person's head level when they're bent over and make the H), Or +3 the "Eiffel Tower H" (Where two people H a person simultaneously, one performing a Traditional H, The other performing a Forward H. +3 points are then given to both H-ing parties.)
Some players also score points for making other letters, Such as a K, when a person is only partially bent over.
"Dude, Alex and I were playing the Lower Case H game while walking around the mall and he dropped his phone. When he bent over, I totally traditional H-ed him."
"Dan, When Ben puts that box away, we should totally Eiffel Tower H him."
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True... some of the stuff said is very true... there aren't that many good looking girls and the ones that are "good looking" or considerd as such know it and take alot of advantage of it. HOWEVER, guys here at Case have no game. They complain about the "few girls that are good-looking" being stuck up and ignorant but they do not realize that those girls just act like that towards them and not towards all guys. I know guys here that get more (quality) ass than toilet seats and have a great time at this school. True I am writing this in a break between studying for 3 midterms but that doesn't mean that I will not have fun once those are done. We still party every weekend, we still go on spring break, we still get laid, and we make tons of money after school. If you choose to stay in, however, and look at porn on a friday night, or post these definitions complaining about how much this school sucks, instead of going out and having fun, then it is not going to change. This school has a motto: Create your own fun. If you know how to create fun then you will have an awesome time. If you know how to befriend yourself with people that can create fun then you will also have an awesome time. If you are lazy or boring, you will have a terrible time. It is just that simple. One bad thing about this school is the rumors that go around. That is one thing that still resembles high school, but i guess that makes sense since people that are "cool" at this school were not "cool" in high school, so they are still getting used to it.
Things that people did at this school:
2 chics at the same time, 3-some, 4-some, 4 girls making out, girls flashing for alcohol, 2 girls in the same night, more than ace level in a sorority, yay off a girl's ass, sex in the bathroom during a fraternity formal, sex on the bus ride home from formal... many more
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I transfered out of Case. I was one of the lucky ones. As such, I figure I have the duty, no, the moral obligation, to help define the school as I see it. There's a few brilliant observations so far - and one clearly written with Case's advertising budget; I have to rebuke it.
I came to Case thinking I was going to college - I wasn't. The problem was, I must have watched television and movies as a kid. See, my vision of college was one filled with kegs, beer bongs, LSD, student protests, wild sex, marijuana, tequila, attractive women, INSANE parties, and that sort of stuff.
Do you know what Case actually had, of the above list? Marijuana, consumed in major quantities, specifically to dull the senses of the fact that all the above items are lacking.
Oh, there's tequila - check out Mi Pueblo. That place is the BOMB. In fact, as a student, you'll probably have a few good non-memories of walking to your dorm from there after it closes.
It's true, the women aren't great. But in conjunction, I have a new word to define: Case Goggles. When you arrive as a freshman, man, your expectations are high. You think it's going to be like the movies. Every day, every week, that your at Case, the goggles start to kick in. Your standards lower in some exponential equation (ask the case nerds to graph this, they can), and pretty soon, you get drunk and have sex or make out with a girl you DEFINETLY shouldn't have. You wake up, and your friends make fun of you. The funny irony is that you get to laugh at THEM in three weeks when they get the Case Goggles.
It's hard finding drinking buddies on Monday, Teusday, Thursday, and Sunday nights, but once you find some good ones, your set. The big drinking nights are Spot night on Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays. The trouble is, there aren't parties half the time, and when there are, they're pretty lame. No kegs or hard stuff allowed. Wow, case sucks, huh? It get's worse.
Actually, I'm not even going to proceed - but it's bad. A year here, and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Case syndrome.
Case Western Reserve University leads the country in Drunk IM's sent per student.
Playboy ranked Case Western Reserve University second worst party school in the country behind the Naval Academy.
I'd rather put my dick in a meat grinder than sit through three hours of recitations at Case.
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