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A girl under the age of 18. (actually anyone under 18); Minor in the U.S. When informing another unknowing person that the girl they are peeping is under age you tell them, "she's tu yong" aka too young, with a Chinese accent to make this sometimes awkard moment funny yet surreal. Having sexual relations with a young girl is illegal and get you thrown in jail, you caught the Chinese Disease.
Pancho: Whatcha lookin at dude?
Theodore: Dat chick over there, man she's fine.
Pancho: Hey, she's got that Chinese Disease, better stay away.
Theodore: What is that, is she from China?
Pancho: No, homeboy she's tu yong.
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Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.
Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"
Everybody "Thats kind of gross."
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a sterio-tipic that all chinese people are smart and elite hackers
look at that Chinese Hacker, man
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Money usually coming from the wealthy mommy and daddy. If not, then money earned from being a doctor or mathmetician.
Korko: Dude, look at Wang Chung. That guy got Chinese money.
Mubbu: How can you tell?
Korko: Wang Chung is a math doctor, and so were his parents.
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The act of drinking a can of coke through a very thin straw or coffee stir stick, like at a chinese restaurant.
"Man, chinese cokes taste so much better than regular cokes."
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Chinese Handcuffs are a restraining device that consists of interlocking bands of material that tighten when his fingers are inserted into both ends and the wearer tries to pull his fingers out.
One of the cadets tied the hands of two others behind their backs and then stuck their dicks in the opposite ends of Chinese Handcuffs. When they tried to pull their cocks out, the cuffs tightened and made them harder - they tried and tried, but the cuffs stayed on until each guy had a slippery cumgasm and then the cuffs came off.
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Covid 19, the disease causes by the China virus (Sars-CoV-2).
Kim Park just got back from he’s homeland (Wuhan) with an strange flu. He said he leaked an micro organism from the town’s lab. Let’s hope this is not serious. I would hate if I had to stop my life just because of it this new Chinese flu.
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