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a chode is a penis that is defined by being thicker than it is long (like a tuna can) and can also be used as an offence.
(2people bithcing about bob)
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!
beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!
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So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.
Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"
Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."
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when your cock is wider than long... who the hell thought it was the same thing as a "gooch"... just because all of you have chodes and want to change the defn so it doesn't sound.
"man he has such a fucking chode... what a sucker.."
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A perfectly adorable cross between a fluffy rabbit and a cute puppy.
Awww, mommyyyyyy look at the cute little chode!
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Mix between a chair and a toad - used to sit on and hop around.
Dick: Pull up a chair, you chode.
Dan: What chair?
Dick: Shut up, dick.
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When a penis is wider than it is long.
Hey sister, T-Dog has a chode. You better not best be screwing him in his private spots.
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