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a sex possition where when before the male cums, he pulls out and turns his penis around and around at a steady speed near the females vagina and cums while spinning.
Bonnie: I had sex with Montel last night, and guess what he did?! DICK CLOCK REVERSE.
Julia: You lucky son of a bitch!
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For a man to be woken up by his girlfriend/one night stand/wife sucking him off.
"Man she woke me up with a barbie alarm clock"
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the act of taking a guitar and amp,setting it next to the unlucky individuals head (whilst asleep) and rocking hardcore to wake them up
yea ryan hit me with the metal alarm clock this morning at 6.
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A very grotesque way of waking someone up. To perform the arabian alarm clock you must kneel over another persons face and let thier testicles sink into their eye sockets. Then you get you penis erect and begin to beat them over the head with it. Also known as the "T-Bag Wake Up Call"
Tim gave me the Arabian Alarm Clock this morning. So I fed him super-choco-lax brownies for afternoon tea.
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When it is so late and your mind is gone, and you just don't care what time it is anymore.
"Dude I'm so wasted, what time is it?"
"I don't know, 100 'o' Clock."
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When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.
I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.
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it means that even a complete idiot can get something right, if only by accident.
it is only the broken clock effect keeping him out of the unemployment line.
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