Computer Game

The incorrect term for a video game, used often by chavvy Brits.

"Oi bruv I spent all night playing that computer game Fortnite"

It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron

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computer phone

What telephones have turned into.

You used to talk on phones. Now you surf the web, view and send images, have sex, play music, instant message, play games, save addresses and record your appointments, and send fucking e-mail from somthing the size of lightbulb.

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computer five

Giving a virtual "high-five" by means of two people being on a computer and mutually agreeing that if they were in the same room, they would high-five.

Yo brah that is so awesome, give me a computer five!

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School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.

P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?

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Croud Computing

An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.

Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?

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Computer User

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".

For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"

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computer quinn

1. someone who, when asked a question they do not have an answer to, will make up an answer and come to believe it.

2. someone who will not hang out because he is busy playing video games, or because his dad has a hair appointment.

1. personA: is our report due tomorrow?
personB: well, everyone says it iss but really it isnt.
personA: stop being such a computer quinn

2. personA: yo u wanna hang out?
personB: i cant my dad has a hair appointment.

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