Covers Are Still Warm

(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.

(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.

Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...

Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?

Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!

cover rattle

Cigarette packets covered in rattles to shake some sense into smokers

Someone: “Hey bro i just saw your mom smoking ew”

Someone else: “dw bro i put cover rattles on it so she can quit”

Someone: “nice bro”

chocolate covered strawberries

the ultimate sex food

feed me these chocolate covered strawberries 🍓

Manhole Cover

When someones becomes so large and wide they resemble a manhole cover.

1. "Wow! I haven't seen Tricia in a while. What happened to her?"
"She's a manhole cover now, totally blew up!"

manhole cover

Any panties.

She took off her manhole cover and we got busy.

Manhole Cover

Putting a coin in your foreskin effectively cover your tip

Today I used a toonie as a manhole cover.

chocolate covered bacon

The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.

Chocolate covered bacon. Nuff said.