Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

crank it

when ya hit da cart n da joinnt at da same tiem xD

bob: yo wuts up
jimbobbyson: yo letz crank it bro dog r:\
bob: yuhhhh get da lighter
jimbobbyson: where da pen at doew

Crank dat

The operation of igniting the burner on an ole Coleman portable grill

Put the butane canister in, lock it down, turn on the gas and crank dat.

Dank crank

when you put weed on ur dick and have ur step sister smoke it off ur cock

I dank crank my butt fart

Crank Walk

The bipedal motion of Methamphetamine users characterized by twitching and fidgeting as if the person is trying to brush imaginary bugs off of his/her skin.

You can tell homey is smoking meth by his crank walk.

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.