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Something that given the right flavor and texture, will instantaneously take away all your negative feelings momentarily...which is why it's dangerous because eating it feels good and you don't know how much you've been overdoing it until you realize, "hey, i'm done with half the container already...ugh, not again."
I had to put on my hoodie and headed to the local CVS at 2 in the morning because I wanted some ice cream but feeling like a big loser who caves to creamy goodness time and time again. It felt like something I shouldn't be doing but hell, I can't wait to get that goodness in me!
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a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.
bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel
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Ice Creaming is practicaly eating out a girl. But, you dont really eat a girl's pussy; you lick and suck it like an ice cream cone.
"I was ice creaming my girl last night."
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cocco butter available from any leading cosmetics stores, used by all the best niggas!!!!!!
makes ur skin soft like a nigger
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when you're banging a broad in the ass and you pull out just as the finale is coming and you put it in her eager mouth then light the fireworks.
This crazy bitch made me skim the milk as I was creaming the coffee!!!!
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A large black man who enacts and receives white cock in super hardcore homosexual interracial sex.
Hey dude, why doesn't Jaquan ever sit down in his chair?
~I don't know man, I think he's a cream jockey.
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The child of an Asian and White interracial couple
Chinatown was full of banana cream
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