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A sport superior to all others in which Om and Faaris dominate because Indians and Pakistanis are gods. England think they are good but seriously...
Go FUCK URSELF
Person 1: We're playing Cricket
Person 2: Lucky that sport is far superior than all others
Person 1: I just got to be careful with all the Indians and Pakistanis
Person 2: Yeah they're GODS
An individual with a substance addiction, which is supported through the sale of stolen merchandise. A "cricket" is characteristically active at night, marketing stolen items to contacts quickly by selling goods at a discounted rate. They are likely to be housing and dropping off merchandise via a 1998-2011 Ford Crown Victoria. If a regular customer, it is not uncommon for a cricket to take requests for future transactions.
I met up with my cricket, but when I bought what I asked for, he tried to sell me a vacuum cleaner and a speaker.
When in a social media setting (FB, Twitter) etc... the original poster sends out something and is asked for people to respond in kind. Depending on the political/social view of the original poster or others who are of the same mindset- are posting- then an opposing view is published with reliable facts to back up the response. Then in true fashion when facts don't matter over "feelings" these crickets stop responding because they know they have been exposed.
Hey Mary... I noticed that in my response to your fake article that has ben exposed, you did not respond to the facts I (and others) have sent you to respond to? I am guessing you must just be one of those crickets who just can't use facts over feelings?
Slang word for a black person. Most often used when referring to a group of blacks.
Most male crickets end up in prison.
It’s the sport you play when you suck at football (aka soccer).
Barry sucked at football as youth, so he tried out for the cricket team instead.
It’s the sport you play when you suck at soccer.
Barry sucked at soccer as a youth, so he took up Cricket instead.
Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.
Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?
Dead silence.
Guy 2: Crickets