a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !
after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it
Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler
When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.
I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.
Another word for vagina.
"I had her crotch nostril dripping like a water tap by the time I was done"
When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.
I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.
Similar to a crop top, it is a pair of shorts that have been manipulated to be high enough, so that user’s testicles hang out of one side.
Omg, did you see Joey’s crotch top today? His balls are so hairy.
A vagina, especially when used to store various items, such as change, or lipstick.
Hey girl, you got an extra tissue in your crotch purse?