Being born with a oddly shaped round head.
-"Look at the goofy head at that guy!"
"Yes, me and my brothers were born with the Bourgeois Curse."
when you lose a match against the eventual winner of the tournament over and over again
Guys I think we've got the Spot Up curse... every time we get eliminated it's by the winner of the tournament
Someone who is cursed with eternal life until they figure out how to fix something they caused eons ago.
Dude you know that old man who lives up the road, Some say he has The Curse of the Lorax, Bro been alive since 1776.
In any setting where the temperature is comfortable, as soon as Fahad arrives and starts to sweat, the air conditioning will inevitably fail, turning the place into a hot, sauna-like environment.
As soon as the AC broke down after Fahad entered the room, everyone joked that we were experiencing the *Fahad Beg Curse*.
Yo that girl is fine, she’s hot as the *Fahad Beg Curse*
Great men who can’t finish after an evening of lots of grog and die young
“Hey man aren’t you worried he might get that girl pregnant?”
“Nah, hes got the montovano curse”
W roleplay.
“Suite Curses was so good.”
“Something wicked comes your way.”
The unfortuante series of events when a really attractive girl is spending time with/ hooking up with a really unattractive guy. This situation is very easily seen in western pennsylvania, thus the name. Statisticians indicate that 64% of girls between the ages of 18-24 suffer from the curse. There is no known cause for the curse, only that doctors and psychologists point to major brain damage suffered at birth, probably caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
I know man, its that western pennsylvania curse.