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Similar to 'and then I found five dollars', but with more emphasis on how the story was not spicy enough, or needed that extra bit of oomph. Originates from an English exam produced by CS Enterprises.
CS: After seeing his father in hospital, the man went home. And a week later he died.
JH: Damn.
CS: Yeah, I know. Shurikan!!!!!
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Another word for your underwear,chonies,or chon chons
example 1 :
Mother-Make sure you have some clean da dun di das for tomorrow!
Son-I know mom!
Example 2:
I go dumb in my da dun di das!
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The words used in Biggyrapper’s stop posting about among us campaign.
Hey babe, when the underwear sus haha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding
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the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..
When you get a stroke of amazing luck when everything seems to be going desolate in your life.
New Phone--Who Dis? In a high school context.
Just when Danny boy thought he got a 60 on his math test, Mr. Tunik handed it back to him and said, "Danny boy--oh Danny boy." Singing with a nice symphony for the class to hear. Danny was afraid to even look at the test because he knew Mr. Tuink loved to troll everyone, so starting from the back page, Danny looked through every question to see where he lost points. Page-by-page, there were no red marks--or any negative marks for that matter. When Danny reached the front page it said, "See me after, class, I'm afraid you got everything wrong." Danny in disgust cocked his head back and let out a gasp as his life was passing him, since he was failing in school. His crush, Jennifer, looked over at him and told him she got a 5. She asked him if he was interested in forming a study group with her at her place once a week. Danny quickly told her, yes-- and once the class is dismissed, Danny walked out like a beast without talking to Mr. Tunik and said, "New phone--who dis!"
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