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Binge Dating

Binge Dating: To go on dates with several different people within the first couple years after ending a long-term monogamous relationship.

"Her marriage of 5 years ended in May so now she's binge dating"

by docsky June 15, 2011

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Smell By Date

The date at which food starts smelling bad, thus becoming inedible. This is normally several days after the sell by date.

Husband: Where is the bread?
Wife: I chucked it out, it was well past it's Smell By Date.

by HealthyLiving February 7, 2011

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dick dating

When you're only dating somebody for their dick

"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"

by nuuuuuuu April 16, 2016

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Dated (Euphemism)

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When used in blogging or chat, "Dated(euphemism)" is used to mock, criticize, or show dislike for a couple who are going out.

The euphemism in parenthesis is a way to give your opinion that there is/was no love in the relationship, but rather it is/was just based on sex and lust.

It is a very mean thing to write about another person, (but funny)

Can be used in present, past, or future tenses

A blog:

After John Doe broke up with Jane last week, he Dated (Euphemism) his new neighbor Jessica. Surprisingly, the relationship did not last.

by DEL83183 April 19, 2009

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console-a-date

When you take your sister out after her asshole boyfriend dumps her.

So, did you pick up any chicks last night?

No, I took my sister out on a console-a-date, so, therefore, all the other chicks thought I was already "with someone".

by The Good Brother January 21, 2007

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Dating Spiderman

the act of ending and beginning a paragraph with quotations, leaving the reader confused because of the sudden change of topic or context.

Your research paper structure is good overall but I felt like I was dating Spiderman for the middle two paragraphs. Try to connect them better with a conclusion and an introduction.

by azizy15 November 22, 2011

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play date

plans made with friends or someone of the other sex to hang out. You can not ditch on play dates! ever its against the whole way of play dates.

We had a play date today.

Wanna have a play date tomorrow

by andre nickatina April 6, 2006

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