hiss demon

ugly demoic stalking person who hisses. Also stares and have curly black slicked hair

(look up "sponge bob square pantz")

nigga A: that mo fukin hiss demon's stalking you again

nigga B: shiet

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demonic loofa

a loofa that has gone demonic

jesus, lauren, you're such a demonic loofa

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Bag Demon

A person who displays uncontrollable tendencies (also referred to as piggery) at the thought, sight, taste and smell of cocain, often referred to as a (bag) due to the form of its delivery. This behaviour manifests itself predominantly with white collar workers i.e. lawyers

"I shared an eight ball with my mates last night. When I went to have some, I find out the fucking bag demons only left me a single line."

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penis demon

Demons that come out your penis and stick to people you like. Mine stuck to my mum wonder how that got there. ;)

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow ;)

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Colon Demon

A way of describing a massively terrible bowel movement and/or constipation.

Also synonymous with "Alcohol Shits"

I was in the bathroom for half an hour with "colon demons"

I have a terrible case of "colon demons", I can't wait to get home.

After the party last night I suffered from a bad case of "colon demons"

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bum demon

An evil entity that invades your bum, causing the following symptoms: abdominal bloating and cramps; watery turds; farting and follow through.

That was a really nice curry but now i've got a bum demon.

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Charcoal Demon

A person of African-American descent who looks capable of raping/killing a thousand Caucasians

*O.J. Simpson turns up at afterparty*

Paris Hilton: 'Mmm, delicious. I spot a Charcoal Demon.'

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