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Urban Dictionary

A place where people used to go to learn slang terms, but now just a place where teens with no life go to use as a burn book.

Stupid teenagers keep putting nonsense on Urban Dictionary...
Persephone's Uncle, those losers.

by Persephone~ January 16, 2009

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Turban Dictionary

A putative Web site boasting a collection of slang terms pertaining to the unseemly aspects of Arab culture, history and mores.

"That damn camel jockey who runs the Circle-K tried to Jew me out of twenny cents," Lenny complained morosely, oblivious to his own hilarious conflation of ethnic insults.

"Hwat's that?" Cletus asked absently, performing phallometry on the brothers' pit bull with a rusty tape measure.

"What, camel jockey?" asked Lenny. "it out yer Turban Dictionary. And I tole you not to talk like a fuckin' hwetard!"

by kemibe February 23, 2013

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Urban Dictionary

Use to be a good website until the biggest douchebags in the history of the internet became editors there. Meanwhile some twerp still manages to have the most simplist word become something lewd, obscene, and dirty, yet still be published by these dimwitted asshole editors!

The asshole editors at Urban Dictionary wouldn't publish my clean definition of a radio show personality! Urban dictionary now SUCKS DONKEY BALLS! FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY!

The asshole editors at Urban Dictionary wouldn't publish my clean definition of a radio show personality! Urban dictionary now SUCKS DONKEY BALLS

by Patriotic Leftie June 10, 2009

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The Urban Dictionary

Example of urban dictionary crime:

Word: (_)_)======D(_*_)

Defintion: How that fat guy at my school likes it.

Example Used: Fat-TurdMuncher likes to (_)_)======D(_*_) all night, because he's gay.

Example thoughtfully provided by 'RatchetBoo'.

by Diego November 5, 2003

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Webster's Dictionary

Basically the lame step-cousin of The Urban Dictionary

Man: did you see bro In webster's Dictionary

Girl: what the fuck you still use webster's? You need to upgrade to Urban

by Pietro Django Miximoff March 26, 2017

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Urban Dictionary

A place where all the liberal kids like to hang out and talk trash about George W. Bush and anything associated with him.

Kid 1: "Let's go on Urban Dictionary and vote up any definitions that make fun of Bush"

Kid 2: "OK!! LOLZ"

by I'mbushyouguysgosh June 21, 2007

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urban dictionary

A sight that is used for slang such as cool or bling, but is used by dumb fools and/or jerks to explain sometimes in an obscene, way what they hate, or any vulgar ideas.

Get a REAL life!! Urban Dictionary is a website for SLANG not damned trash talk!! These degenerates need to improve their lives!! and P.S. Every race can be bigots!

by David Wolf August 1, 2006

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